It's true I don't like going on O'Reilly Factor. I always ask Hannity to send his hairdresser, Kenney, to come over and do my hair. BillO's hair guy Philipe was the one who, at the Kennedy Center Honors dinner, kept taking snapshots of all the wives while Bill would get in the shot and pretend to be doing something naughty behind them. DISgusting.
I'm in a tizzy over these morality questions when Newtie ISN'T on FOX, even though Newtie says not to worry, they'll be over soon enough. I told him I thought the whole world should be grateful I didn't stand up and tell them exactly how much I LOVE AMERICA. How hard I have worked! I've sacrificed more than rug burns on my knees for this country, I can tell you. Six and a half years, hellooo! And anyhow, what part of "the Pope said marrying your very devout Catholic mistress is fully approved by the Holy Roman See" do they not understand? Cardinal Law's signature and everything, sheesh!
It WAS a bit awkward between Bill and Newtie after the interview, though. Bill commented that my hair looked really nice, nothing out of place, and then he sighed under his breath "too bad." Newtie smiled and made that little chuckle he does when he doesn't really think something is funny, and then told Bill he was hoping for a little snack before the interview, and did Bill know if there was any falafel in the green room? Bill stood up, and I could see his cheeks got just a bit red under his significant pancake makeup. He put his face down to my hear and said so Newtie could hear, "stay healthy, Callie." and walked over to Mister Ailes. We didn't want to be in that conversation so we left. There are actually days I wish I could wrinkle my brow a little bit, especially after Mr. Ailes picked the two CATHOLICS, Newtie and Rick, to leave the network. What is up with that?
Anyhoo, after the Factor interview we went home and went over finances.
We're between a rock and a hard place. No money currently coming in from FOX, and if we go at the campaign for real, we have to tell those pests at the Federal Election thingy every little project we're involved in. As if!
Also, fundraising in Iowa is such a joke. It's like they're all poor or something, and yet they think they are so entitled to every minute of our time! I haven't had time for a single Restalyne shot, as if I could even find one down here on the farm.
Thank goodness Newtie figured out that we could self-insure through Gingrich Productions and write the whole medical thing off. Like I was gonna pay Cobra or shell out actual dollars for my Lexapro? Still have to do battle with the pharmacist at the Council Bluffs Walgreens, but once I've got an actual Blue Cross number, that should "chill her right out." as Newtie's daughter says (mistaken for twins all the time!).
